Oh my dear Leeds...

I sit here watching my beloved Leeds United in the FA Cup 3rd round at Kettering Town and every one of our many falls from grace in this competition runs across my nightmare reel. Why I vent here I do not know but I am well and truly in the throes of petrification. Fused to my sofa I beg of you Leeds, just score a fucking goal and put me out of my silly misery.